It looks like our congresscritters will stop at nothing to get their third - world wage slaves.  The amnesty is back, this time in several bills: AgJobs, which will amnesty farm workers, and the DREAM act, which will be attached to the defense appropriations bill and will amnesty children who've been brought here at a young age.  Some poignant quotes from the LA Times:

"We know that virtually all of the agricultural workforce is undocumented," Feinstein said. "Today there are shortages. . . . AgJobs is a pilot program that would provide a reliable workforce to plant and harvest crops in this country." (Yes, because liberals made it impossible for anyone in high school to work without enormous cost to employers - Ed)

 The bill's prospects are uncertain. Feinstein lost a crucial AgJobs ally when (outed homosexual - Ed) Sen. Larry E. Craig (R-Idaho) recently announced he would resign because of the scandal surrounding his arrest in a Minneapolis airport  restroom (DLTDHYOTWO - Ed)

Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) hopes to bring up a visa program that eventually would allow farmhands to gain citizenship, whereas Republican senators are discussing a short-term guest worker program for low-skilled laborers. (The Republicans are hell-bent on suicide - Ed)

Republicans also are considering a bill that would overhaul visas for high-skilled foreigners.  (We already allow 200,000 people into this country a year under high-tech H1-B visas.  There's tons of out-of-work software engineers and IT professionals all over the country because they're not allowed the jobs alloted to foreigners - Ed)

Looks like we'll have to get on the phones again.

 Exit question: Will we go out like the Balkans or like South Africa?