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Obama bodysurfing Sandy Beach, HI.

Black people can swim!?!

Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 at 02:52PM by Registered CommenterPRCalDude | Comments6 Comments

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PR - U B bad!
I enjoyed hearing my ex-squid friend tell the story of the one black guy who could swim taking all the swimming verifications for the black guys who couldn't.
When I asked him what happened if the guys life-or-death needed to swim, he just shrugged.

August 20, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSameNoKami

I used to lifeguard at Huntington Beach. Black people cannot swim. There are rare exceptions, of course. The captain of our department was black. But the exceptions prove the rule. Did you here about all of the drownings on Long Island recently? The victims were all black. Getting out of rip currents is so easy it's ridiculous. Take 5 strong strokes parallel to the beach and you're out.

August 21, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterPRCalDude

White people often send their youth to summer swimming lessons. Black people put their youth to summer basket-ball camp.

This isn't a statement race so much as a statement about cultural perspective and social priority.

August 21, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLawrence

White people often send their youth to summer swimming lessons. Black people put their youth to summer basket-ball camp.

This isn't a statement race so much as a statement about cultural perspective and social priority.

I don't think it's a genetic issue, at least not totally. Nevertheless, they can't swim.

August 21, 2008 | Registered CommenterPRCalDude

I have many Black friends who can swim...and swim well...and who probably do not find humor or any value in your comments on this post.

August 22, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterColtsFan

Well, if they come after me, I'll just jump in the water and swim away from them.

August 22, 2008 | Registered CommenterPRCalDude

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